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Cuaca Malaysia panas, manakala cuaca Perancis sejuk, oleh sebab kentut. Huraikan pendapat dan cadangan, kebaikan dan keburukan kentut. Karangan hendaklah sekurang-kurangnya 180 patah perkataan.



Dalam era globalisasi ini, ramai orang kentut di tanah air kita. Kentut merupakan salah satu punca utama pemanasan global. Oleh sebab kadar kentut negara kita amat tinggi berbanding dengan negara-negara lain, pemanasan global tertumpu banyak di negara kita. Itulah sebabnya suhu harian di negara semakin meningkat, manakala suhu harian di Perancis adalah di antara 5 dan 10 darjah; oleh sebab kadar kentut yang rendah. Terdapat langkah-langkah tertentu yang boleh diambil untuk mengatasi masalah ini.

Pihak kerajaan haruslah mengadakan kerjasama dengan kerajaan Perancis, untuk mengimport dan mengeksportkan hasil-hasil kentut. Pengeksportan hasil kentut ini boleh memberikan suhu yang 'ngam-ngam-ho' di Perancis. Sumber elektrik boleh dijimatkan kerana 'radiator' tidak diperlukan lagi. Ini juga boleh merapatkan hubungan diplomatik antara Malaysia dan Perancis.

Sektor perkentutan boleh dijadikan sebagai satu sumber ekonomi yang penting kepada negara kita. Dengan mengadakan bidang baru ini, ini mewujudkan peluang pekerjaan yang lebih banyak. Selain itu, kempen-kempen kentut haruslah diadakan seperti "If You Smell....", "Jom Put Put", atau "Fart against famine". Ini menggalakkan remaja-remaja untuk menyertainya, dengan ini masalah gejala sosial akan berkurangan. Di samping itu, ini juga boleh menggalakkan integrasi antara kaum serta menguatkan semangat kejiranan.

Keburukan kentut ialah penyalahgunaannya oleh pihak-pihak yang tidak bertanggungjawab. Sebagai contohnya, ada sesetengah pihak yang melepaskan kentut secara berleluasa. Ini tidak boleh diterima, terutamanya secara senyapnya di kalangan awam. Masalah kentut secara berleluasa tanpa kawalan harus diatasi dengan memberatkan hukuman seperti hukuman penjara atau mengenakan saman yang tinggi. Selain itu, ibu bapa dan guru-guru juga memainkan peranan yang penting untuk menasihatkan anak-anak supaya tidak kentut sesuka hati, bak kata perpatah, "Melentur buluh biarlah dari rebungnya, jangan tunggu hingga buluh terror kentut."

Selain itu, kentut pada tahap yang serius boleh mengakibatkan ancaman dunia. Ini kerana kentut dalam kadar yang tinggi berpotensi membawa ancaman nuklear, yang seterusnya membawa kepada posibiliti perang nuklear. Kelak, negara kita boleh menyertai Korea Utara dan Russia dalam "Top nuclear high score rankings". Terdapat juga orang yang menyeludup kentut secara haram, pihak kastam perlu memberi perhatian ya, ok?

Kesimpulannya, kentut mempunyai kebaikan dan keburukannya. Ia bergantung kepada penggunaan dan kadarnya. Semua pihak haruslah bekerjasama untuk mengatasi masalah yang ada dan kekalkan amalan kentut ini supaya ia boleh diwarisi kepada generasi masa depan, ke arah Wawasan 2020. "Kentutlah demi bangsa kita!"

I AM FMMMMMMM!!!!!!



Finally got internet d.


3in1Shampoo shall never die!!!


*swings axe at some random french*


ARGGGHHHHHH


*ehem*


*turns on a classique record player*


*grabs a cup of tea*



Well, actually I do really miss those days we had together. And I see that I've missed very much quite a lot of things in fact. Many things have passed since my departure, but really, you guys are still the same as I have remembered you to be.

*sips*

I will be back one day, indeed I will. And I humbly request an 8 month wait for my return. I do hope for that to happen by the way... L, O and last but not least another L.


*puts down teacup*



THIS IS 3IN1SHAMPOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1111111


*throws cheese at some random auntie*

Omg, check out the first post..it was on 7 sept 2008..means it's first year anniversary..LOL

Lol, ignore the title. Come to think of it, its not like this blog is officially "dead". Just that we're all lazy to update (i guess), since we didn't really close down the blog. I guess it would be nice if it's updated once in awile. With one of our member gone to the other side of the globe and rarely got the time to online, i guess both me and kl won't be so hardworking updating it either, but we'll try, haha.

Guess that I'm too free after having my dinner, too full and decided to take a break reading blogs and came across 3in1. I kinda browse through all the older post and damn it feels like time passed real fast. This blog was started almost a year ago. I'll try to recall my memory. I'm having a group chat with kok and fm and we were talking some rubbish and then decided to come up with this blog because we were all so lazy in updating our individual blog, so a group one might be just nice for us. Everyone agreed and thus, 3in1shampoo.blogspot was "born".

1month,2months,3months..we updated this blog from time to time, till 2009, suddenly the spirit went down. Reason? I dont know..haha. Let's go back to 2008, our friend bonding session was mostly through outings, cc and garena. Our usual lepak gang was kl,xy,yiap,fm,me. Of course others as well but we were the elite ones. I can say without Taiping sentral, taiping won't be the taiping today (on the entertainment part). I know taiping sentral is really goddamm small compared to other shopping complex in other states but be thankful for what we have. Ask yourself how many times have you been to taiping sentral? Ask yourself how much stupid and fun and crazy stuff have you done there? Everytime when people suggest taiping sentral, 3 answers..again? dowan la..boring, no other place? But you ended up there watching movie and eating popcorn with your friends. =)

Countless fun we (our gang) had at there. Still remember our first movie (Connected). We skipped school to watch this, sounds silly but it's the first day of the cinema opening..haha. We was waiting for someone at crc and got discovered by teacher, but he dont care la..forget what's his name d..PJ teacher, haha. So, so, so..cherish your taiping sentral la..it's the best we can get and i love it.

Thats for taiping sentral, then another great tool that connect us from house was Garena. I guess most people out there know what is it already la, so no need to explain la. MSN also and not to mention skype =). We (fm,kl,william,yiap) we quite a dota addict..well we rarely play with humans, mostly bots, hahaha but who cares..it's fun. Play till 2am-3am..not only dota, we played tower defence, RPG, hero siege (best game to play with whole bunch of friend...last for 2-3 hours?) nice game, wish i can play with them again. Sat in front of computer at 3am to play games when we are suppose to sleep, well it's holiday spirit. Oh yea we tried playing games while using skype before also..shouting here and there "woi, come help me", "eh where to go la?" LOL, thinking back makes me laugh.

Oh, besides warcraft we also play cs. Nice if lots of people playing, credits to wilshen for hosting a server and then we join and shoot like mad. Dust was the best map, especially when we all camp outside and inside the tunnel and shoot, throw bombs, tank with shield, hahaha. CS is just like seasonal flu, popular for awile and then it's gone and after some time, someone says "let's cs" and the flu strikes back. After cs, probably the next shooting game we play together was L4D, it's nice when we play at cc, shout here and there. Playing L4D alone is freaking boring but when you have a gang, its a different story.

I guess it's all for now, ill try to post something else when i think of it. For now, no more current events, but past events. It's good reminiscing about the past as you grew older (although im not that old). It just feels nice =).

Coming next in my mind is another version of Starwalk @ Penang @ December 2008 @ B-suite @ Queensbay. Haha, hopefully i'll get the idea on what to write. Bye!

*yawn* Good morning guys, it's have been awhile that this site did not update any single thing except for foo mun's goal for a better gaming rig which he hoping for so long =). Maybe you can support a little bit by trading some kind of stuff such as, er... maybe limited-edition ball pen? or if you are kind enough to trade your gaming rig with his offer on his new blogspot (click here)

I'm interested in doing trades. For more info visit http://bbcpu.blogspot.com/.

FM. =)

*Kok Leong is in black, FM is in blue*


DAY 1 :
The so called 'kick-a-ass' journey start at Kamunting Bus Station as Joo Gin a.k.a The Transporter 4 told us to be at there by 8.45am. Everyone waited for a couple of minutes since Joo Gin arrived at there at 8.50am ( V.I.P usually lambat sampai 1 la~).

The '13-gonna-be-lost-in-penang-maniac' is

1. Foo Mun (the mastermind)
2. Kenny Chan (ass-mastermind)
3. Mun Keong (mastermind's son)
4. Chee Leong (d 'ah mah wun lei, ah pa wun lei <>
5. Xian Yung (penangkia)
6. Xian Aun (penang kia.JR)
7. Joo Gin ( Transporter 4)
8. Jason Lew ( d 'ah lew')
9. Jason Yiap ( d hotel ceiling destroyer)
10. Soon Cheon (the "i had enough friend")
11. Seik San ( non-stop smser)
12. William (d Will.I.Am)
13. me (kok leong la!)

well, It should be 14 of us, but the 14th member of "gonna-be-lost-in-penang-maniac", Gus, suddenly cancel his trip due to 'sakit perut' and 'muntah-muntah'. 0.o (Gus pregnant ker!!)

ass...not only penang trip la...jogging oso bom us lidat

*back to bus station* everyone came with his mother except for Seik san and Xian Yung i guess, it is a good day for them (those mother) to meet up and chit chat since not everyday they could find a time to sit down in kopitiam and talk about their life kut.

*wave goodbye* ok ok, this part kind sad for me, wave gudbye to mum is the hardest thing i ever do *LMAO*,

ENrOutE to PEnaNG! *i mean Butterworth 1st*
nothing much happen in the bus though , did not involve in any accident, being hijack or flat tyre also. Kinda bored inside d bus since everyone has their own business to do such as listening to their mp3, reading book, SmS and sleep!

*reach Butterworth*
*happy!* A few more minutes and we are gonna bombard-our-hotel-room! ok ok , After we 'turun' from our bus, Mun Keong ask us (joo gin , seik san n I since we been here last year) where is the toilet. We told him there is only portable-toilet-available (not P-S-P). Then he don't care since his bladder gonna explode soon (get out from there, he gonna blow!). Our 'Transporter 4' guided us to the bus counter to buy our 'going-homie-bus' on monday.
After around 20minutes at there, We pun jalan la pi Terminal Ferry, but ended up, we don't know the direction. We ask those local at there, but some of them explained to us in such way that we do not understand a single word that coming out from his mouth. I was like "urgh.. pi mampos la u".

Hello everyone! Sorry for not updating our blog so long even SPM over d... Before SPM we were very busy studying, and now after SPM we busy playing. Haha. Now we finally managed to meet up to at least have the semangat to update our blog and keep it alive. Haha. This is what we were donig all these while:

• lepak
• LepaK
• l3p@K
• lEPAK
• and Lepak

Place that we usually "buang $$$ and time" <>

Taiping Sentral (mana lagi~)

Cinema

Sky Space aka SS (nt syok sendiri har... >.<)

Rest. Taman Tasik (fried oyster)

sneak peek of our up coming and demanding post : Penang kick-a-a$$ Starwalk trip

Today we went to Sushi King at 2.30pm. At first we all ragu2 a bit because Sushi King is all known as Expensive King. But then, for the good of those who don't want to eat a lot, we would meet and eat after our lunch. But for a few people, they want to take their lunch at Sushi King instead. We are: Siew Hoong, Xian Yung, Xian Aun, Kenny, Kok Leong, Foo Mun, and Mun Keong.

well,

Hahaha.... Bukit Merah is really not enough for us adventurous brats. Seeing that we have at least 2 hours till 6pm, we decided to head further up till Seberang Prai, to PACIFIC. Woohoo! It's been a long time since Yung last went to Pacific so it brought him back a lot of fond memories of him there as a child... So, excitedly off we go!


Wah...we made it to Pacific...looks so grand...and so far from Taiping samo. Yung was very excited and proud of himself...it was his first time on the highway, and this was the furthest place he has ever driven to. But still, he's quite afraid of coming this far...lol. This mall really is a mall, parking also so hard to find. Haha. So we went in the elevator and once the door opens to our floor, we saw.....


Wtf...It looks so empty and desserted. The shops can't be closed at this moment. It started to feel creepy then... Somehow we made our way to the center of the mall which is the only lively place in the whole mall. The sides and the top floors are all empty and quiet. Only 2 or 3 floors from the bottom got people.


This is the center of Pacific. At the ground floor, it looks like Pasar Malam with cheap clothes everywhere. To XXX: Now THIS is HIGH CLASS PASAR MALAM!

Sigh...Pacific really changed a lot already. I remembered when it used to be very much like a mall, with so many people walking about, children running and walking with parents and auntie aunties looking at clothes and shoes. Now this. Yung was really really disappointed. If this keeps up, Pacific is gone.

Feeling hungry, we decided to look for something to eat before we head back home to Taiping. There were Starbucks, Old Town Kopitiam, some bakery and McDonald's. We decided to go for the cheapest one around. Haha. McDonald's it is.

Once we go inside nia...we saw flies and Indians in McD uniform. OMG...this doesn't look good. But, no choice la...it's the 'best' one around. So we head to the counter. We stood there so long, nobody entertained us. One Indian was filling a McFlurry, one Malay uncle was standing right in front of us. We stared at him. He buat tak tau walk away. Fucking decent. After the Indian was done with someone's order, he came to us. He looks stupid alright. I remember his name: Gunaraj. Even when we all wanted to order together, he did our orders separately. WTF. And he handled each of our orders slowly, taking his own sweet time and talking to his Indian friend as well! KANINE ANENE KUI! Shut your black lips and get us our burgers lah MA EH!



We all hilang mood wan eat d. But somehow we managed to finish it lah. Everyone looked down and disappointed: with Pacific, McDonald's, Gunaraj, everything! This is perhaps the worst McDonald's in the whole Malaysia! Flies everywhere and black fuckfaces handling it. I've always thought that fast food outlets such as McDonald's should be handled by 'kakak-kakak yang peramah, manis lagi cantik.' That's how I liked it back in Taiping lah...hahaha. Seriously, I rather have a nice Malay girl behind the counter.


Okay...once we finished our meals, we wanna leave this place quickly. It's a nightmare in here. But...we were lost in Pacific. We couldn't find a way to the parking lot we came from. We followed the 'P' sign everywhere and they lead us to nowhere. It's like it's randomly placed with random arrows pointing eveyrwhere but the parking lot! We went round and round and round around the Pacific. So we then tried to trace back our steps and went upstairs to slowly find the exit. Upstairs again we went, to the floors of empty shoplots. It's even worse up there! We are more lost than before! It's like backalleys everywhere, with a lot of shops for sale and for rent.


Really really "directionless". Lol. We couldn't trace our steps, we couldn't find where the hell did we come from! We went to the deepest and darkest alleys there, the creepiest moment was when the whole alley was dim with 2 lights on, and 1 light was blinking. We walked and walked and walked. It feels like as if we were under some sort of a creepy and scary illusion. An illusion such as Itachi's Tsukuyomi!

Lol..after lunch..someone suggested to go Bukit Merah..although i cant remember well whos the one who came up with this idea, but o well..who cares anyway..haha..well..everyone agreed so here goes the crazy adventure of us. LoL...For your safety..please put on your seat belt before we go..haha, this is because XY never drive out of Taiping before..i mean to highway la..that was his first time..his feelings? scare, nervous, happy, excited, 'chi kek' etc etc..wanna see how serious he is?

LOL..really...LOL...haha, Kok Leong was the one who took this picture..it's really hahaha..no comment..so so so serious..but actually he's only posing i guess..rofl..better ask him if u wanna know..anyway, during our journey to Bukit Merah..the weather was fine..the rain drops in the picture is added effect...(lol, just joking..this picture was actually taken after we left bukit merah..and get our foot on *******)

After approximately 30 mins..we finally reached there..up and down the hills..must be tiring for his car to get 5 fellow up..with 3 heavy ones..me and fm is the light 1 of cuz..haha..joking...k..we reached there..

MK LAND...Mun Keong Land? lol..haha..found a parking...there are lots of parking anyway...actually we dont have any aim when we reached there..walking aimlessly..we reached a 'bridge'..it was so chilling there..with the wind and not-so-hot weather..its perfect place to relax ourself..lol...some passerby helps us to take pictures..i wonder wheres it..will upload it later i guess..

Floating on the water..there are some ducks and a ''wishing well''..the ducks are gonna poisoned by someone..not gonna say it here though..haha (u can pm me in msn and ask why..)..and about the ''wishing well'', its something like where you wish for something and then you throw a coin to the middle of the ''pool'' to see if ur lucky enough..easy concept..enter means goodluck la..but if didnt enter means badluck..lols...it was more like a basketball game for us..bad eh? haha..it was fun though..theres also a picture of it..i wonder if FM has eaten it..haha


After that..we went for a walk around bukit merah..we didnt enter the inner part though..cuz it was kinda late already and we got somewhere else to go..the walking part was nothing..more like walk-stop-talk..then we went to the arcade and had a look...and we found something which could attract us..a...


basketball game where you insert the coin in and the balls will roll to you..and u throw it..simple as that..xy and ss got a high score of 163...which is the highest for that time..that time la..other time im not sure..haha

Besides bball..me, fm and kok did hunt down some bad guy too..through this..
Well, no mercy..haha

Ok la..its already 3pm..we decided to bid farewell to bukit merah..and we realised that...
Wow..a close call..i felt pity for the car..being threated like THIS..

Weather was really bad during our journey to *******
K..going back to Taiping...



O..WAIT..NOT TAIPING...BUT

haha...*coming soon*